You work for Apple. That’s like being a Nazi sympathizer.
We have forbidden love. I’m like an American soldier during WWII who fell for someone across enemy lines. I really should just shoot you in the face and move on with my life… but those titties lookin too nice, son.
Okay so i gotta question..
Me personally i like to be on top and i feel like i get wetter when im on top and being on top is the only way that i can cum, so this person that i've been having sex with has been on top and i dont know how to tell him I WANA BE ON TOP I WANT MY NUT TOO! hahaha, but idk how to tell him and hes bigger than me so i cant jus FLIP HIM OVER without it being aquard lol
so how would i go about doing this?
(i think he thinks cus im "white" i cant ride dick, but i ride it like a pro. hahahahaha!)
A mantra that I preach over and over on this blog is:
"A closed mouth don’t get fed"
I’ve never heard of any man getting mad at a female telling him she wants to get on top. It’s not that big of a deal to us… before you guys start to have sex… just tell him.
Or if you want to be slick, start giving him head while he’s laying on his back, and then climb on top of him without warning.
So, i'm messing with my first asian chick ever and she's a kinky one. Yesterday I had finished working out and she DEMANDED that i have sex with her before I take my shower. Shorty was licking all over me while we were fucking and as you can imagine your boy was funky after that half hour on the treadmill. Shit freaked me out. Then this morning we were speaking on the phone and she "joked" about giving me a blowjob while i take a shit. WTF? I think i'm about to leave homegirl alone. A girl ever suggested anything so kinky or weird that it straight freaked you out?
No, I’ve never gotten freaked out by super kinky suggestions from women. I would use this opportunity to do some kinky shit that you’ll probably NEVER have the opportunity to do again.
If you don’t feel comfortable, don’t do it (because I wouldnt want a woman sucking my dick while im on the toilet, I admit that’s very weird)
But if she’s willing to do that… she’ll be willing to do some other kinky shit too. Use her to live out your freakiest fantasies.
ok i need some advice... there's this girl that i've been trying to talk to, but shes kinda dumb, like repeating hooked on phonics every summer dumb. By usual standards i would just end it, but there's one problem, her chest matches her report card... D's motherfuckin D's... and they are beautiful, so should my love of mammaries fore go my love of the mind... other than that her personality is pretty good
Making a dumb chick your girlfriend is one of the biggest mistakes you can make in life. You’ll never grow as a person when you’re burdened with carrying her simple ass through life. If you wanna deal with her it should be a strict fuck buddy situation and nothing more.
One thing about me is I always try to date up, with women who are considered “out of my league”. Intellectually, financially, emotionally…. I like the challenge. That kind of thing rubs off on you to rise to the occasion.
Everything I just said can be flipped so women can use it to.
can you make out what's goin on here? it's blowing me away for a # of reasons;
a) is the white shit him or her or something foreign?
b) is his dick in a snuggie?
c) is it a man or a toy?
please bootyologist..help a girl understand!
Can you help me make out what in the hell you’re referring to? lol
a) are you talking about something ive posted? b) or did you forget to link me to something else? c) it sounds interesting though
Masturbation is one of the biggest threats to human decency on earth. I personally think it should be outlawed, and I’ve been working with local community leaders to get something on the ballot to have this problem addressed.