ok, i apologize! my bad... the REAL ACCOUNT was @ProdigyMobbDeep w/ 2 "B's." --- not just one.
lol i'm sure you already knew that but i just wanted to clear that up a lil bit... since i was always following the real account but somehow i guess i started following the fake one too.
There was also a time when a skinny guy said he fucked a big girl with a huge ass because he kept seeing them on this blog. He talked hella shit to her about how he was gonna tear the pussy up, then when it came time to have sex…. she started throwing the pussy back and he couldn’t hang.
He ended up walking home out of embarrassment. Then he got all passive aggressive when I made fun of him.
i just realized how impressed with someone's niggerdom i am. i used to fuck with this guy who wanted to try something called the sleep creep. i had never heard of it, it sounded pretty hot so i was like. alright. i'm down. what it was, was i had to pretend that we were a couple and i was asleep and he would wake me up by fucking me. now, he was really into this and made sure the lighting was just right and that i was laying the right way.
i just fucking realied that obviously that nigga was filming this shit.
Could i interest you in sharing the video?
Also: Who hasn’t woken their girlfriend up by spreading her legs and going right for the pussy? That’s “In-House-Pussy 101”
Sooooooo I'm at the Hyundai dealership in Atlanta, GA today pickin up my new car. Walkin round with the parental units waiting for paperwork to get done blah blah blah. I'm standing in the middle of the dealership talkin to my dad and I hear this LOUD ASS cell phone camera shutter click. I turn around in time to find(wonder's never cease) this white dude trying to cram his cell phone in his pocket. So I just half smile, and continue this conversation with my dad. As I'm leaving I walk up to him and say next time, put the phone on silent and snap the pic....he laughs nervously then says (wait for it) are you hipshoopsandheels on tumblr. Now I'm wearing the "ate shit" face. Then he mentioned you. That he was tryna get a "street team" imapervert pic. So Perv. Shouts to you man. You're even more famous now. Your name ringin bells globally. Still over here shakin my head. Should have asked him his name. But dude if you readin this. Thanks for the compliment...inadvertent as it was. I see you. lol
No fucking way.
We’re gonna need this guy to send in the picture lol
I WOULD LIKE YOUR OPINION ON A STATEMENT MY EX RECENTLY SAID TO ME.
HE CLAIMS I 'LOST' HIM THE DAY THAT I WENT THRU HIS PHONE AND FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS STILL TALKING TO HIS EX GIRLFRIEND BEFORE ME. TELLING HER. HE LOVED HER SO ON AND SO FORTH. NOW THE ONLY REASON I WENT THRU HIS PHONE IS BECAUSE I HAD THAT FEMALES INTUTION THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON AND I KNEW HE LIED WHEN I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT. THESE ARE HIS EXACT WORDS.
'THE DAY YOU LOST ME IS WHEN YOU WENT THRU MY PHONE AND SAW THAT I WAS STILL TALKING TO ***** AND YOU RAN OUTSIDE CRYING TALKING TO MY MOM. THAT WAS A TEST AND YOU FAILED. ITS A TEST THAT I PUT ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS THRU. YOU SHOULDNT CARE THAT IM TELLING THOSE GIRLS ANYTHING AND THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY I COME HOME TO YOU. IF YOU WOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING AND LET ME DO ME THEN WE WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE TOGETHER BECAUSE I WOULDVE WONDERED WHAT WERE YOU AND WHO YOU WAS MESSING WITH THAT YOU DIDNT GET MAD AT ME. I WOULDVE WANTED YOU MORE.'
THE FACE I MADE WHEN HE SAID THAT WAS PURE AMAZEMENT. WHAT TYPE OF FOOLISHNESS IS THAT SHIT? I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION ON THIS. THANKS :)
The moment you lost me was when you thought I would give you a serious answer to two paragraphs written in all capital letters.
Perving is when you’re out in public and you see a fine woman, and you take a quick picture with your cell phone to show your friends.
#TeamPervert is a nickname for the readers of this blog who send in pictures they took in public from time to time.
2. Are you violating the privacy of these women in the photos? Isn’t this illegal?
There is no such thing as “privacy” when you’re in a public place. As long as you’re not sticking a camera up someone’s skirt, or hiding cameras in a dressing room/bathroom… then you’re fine.
Additionally, when pictures of these women are posted on this blog, we don’t include their faces. Their identities remain a mystery…. we simply admire their curves.
3. Why don’t you guys just get a girlfriend, and stop creeping on unsuspecting women?
One of the biggest misconceptions about #TeamPervert is that its a bunch of lonely guys. Half of the people who submit these photos are women. I shit you not. It’s basically turned into a big game of “who can get a photo of the nicest ass”?
4. I want to join #TeamPervert and submit pics, do you have any tips?
make sure your camera flash is off!! Nothing will embarrass the shit out of you like a huge camera flash going off and alerting everyone you just took a pic. You’ll be lucky if you aren’t punched in the eye.
make sure the “shutter sound” from the camera is turned off.
You know, you should probably stop encouraging people to follow ladies around and film their asses without their consent, somebody's gonna get arrested eventually and it definitely isn't going to help their chances of getting any real pussy of their own, not trying to insult you or nothin just sayin...
It’s not illegal unless you’re putting a camera up someone’s skirt or creeping in private places (dressing rooms etc).
But that’s aside the point. If you don’t like it, stop visiting this blog and get porn elsewhere. I thank you for your support up until this moment. Here are some blogs that post gorgeous women.
This weekend me and this guy I'm dating are hooking up for the first time.
I'm a virgin. I've given oral a couple of times but never received. He's very experienced. I was really excited about going down on him because I love doing it but the first two times it sucked because the guy came so quick :/ I didn't even get to enjoy it. Anyway, I was really excited and then he told me he's never came from a girl giving him head. Never. I feel like I'll never make him cum now. If experienced girls couldn't do it then how will I? Is there any chance the other girls who did it were just bad or is it really impossible? I'm enthusiastic but now I feel like I won't please him :(
How bout you work on graduating high school first, and worry about sucking dick later.
You have your entire adulthood to gobble cock. Don’t rush into it.