Yo Perv, i just watched Cherokee Fucks Cop on WWPV and I swear that was the BEST CREAMPIE video she did. She even told dude to "Cum in that Pussy". She has 2 Creampie videos and both are TOP 5. Hey maybe she can take back the crown of Queen of Black Porn. Your thoughts?????
Cherokee is washed up, I have to pay respects to her ass because it’s one of the best….. but I just got sick of looking at her. Her face was never that pretty to begin with.
I can’t even remember the last time I watched a Cherokee scene.
The script for Tarantino's slavery movie leaked a few weeks back. His screenplays tend to do that. I've read every movie he's made a year before it came out since Kill Bill. This one takes a bit to get going, but it's quite good. And, yes, it will lead to a bunch of round table discussions on 24 hour news networks and probably have Al Sharpton calling for someone's head.
Interviews With Pervert #3 - MissKittyCorner Talks Suffocating Tits, Ninja Turtles and Period Sex?
The third participant in my interview series is Miss Kitty Corner, who is probably one of the most sexually liberated people I know of on this site. As usual, the questions consist of 50% sex, and 50% foolery. This is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be taken as such (although everything here is truthful and not made up).
Pervert: Would you be willing to go in the bathroom and put a miniature jello mold of a baby in your pussy, then give birth to it in bed and let me eat it? KittyCorner: yes….. can i eat some too?
Pervert: I think I love you
Pervert: For the record, what size are your humongous breasts? KittyCorner: 42H, tho i think its 40H now.
Pervert: How do women with huge tits handle the sweating? Tits have their own tropic ecosystem going on under there when it gets warm. KittyCorner: I hate titty sweat. I hate sweating period. Unless there a good reason for it. but tittie sweat is the worst. Wet Wipes are my friend.
Pervert: So you use wet wipes and not deodorant, ive heard of women putting that under their tits KittyCorner: wet wipes are for those times when i wasnt expecting titty sweat. for preventative measures i use body powder from this sexual novelty store called Athena’s.
Pervert: Your ass is the size of a tank, have you ever measured around your hips at the widest point? KittyCorner: my hips are currently 51 inches
Pervert: Would you let Birdman hit? It always looks like his breath stinks. KittyCorner: im not even sure i know what birdman looks like. but im going to go with no
Pervert: Have you ever sat back and thought about how you could kill someone with your tits and ass if you really wanted to? KittyCorner: no. but i have this one idea for a plot in a scary movie. where the chick gets killed by being suffocated by her own tits. just think there would be no marks, no evidence. just put her in a position where she couldnt move and make her tits cover her nose and mouth
Pervert: thats actually kind of fucking terrifying. like what if your arms and legs were tied down, and they leaned you back at an angle where those big ass titties just blocked off your air path KittyCorner: yes! i have these nightmares! i told my bf in college that and he made me lay over the side of the bed to prove that i wouldn’t suffocate myself… lets just say i had to move my head
Pervert: What percentage of you is lesbian? KittyCorner: 45%
Pervert: Which one of the Ninja Turtles do you think can lay the dick down the best? KittyCorner: leonardo pro lays the best pipe, but Michelangelo prob eats the best pussy. Leo was the leader, he took charge and he know how to handle his swords. Mikey devoured pizza like he owned that bitch, thats how i like my pussy eaten
Pervert: I see your logic, but I disagree. Raphael was very sullen, withdrawn, quick tempered.. which leads me to believe he was the only teenage turtle to actually enter puberty. Leonardo was too much of a nice guy. Raphael would throw you in a chokehold while he beat the pussy. KittyCorner: i like being choked tho….. hmmm…. he never spoke to me tho… i was always drawn tot he other two
Pervert: What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? KittyCorner: ive had threesomes, done anal, had sex on the rag, and had sex in very public places. I think all of those have an element of kink
Pervert: Does period sex smell any different than regular sex? KittyCorner: depends on at what point of the flow you’re in but yeah.
Pervert: Have you fucked during a heavy flow day? KittyCorner: no
Pervert: So there were no little clots looking like pomagranate on his dick? That’s comforting
Pervert: What’s one thing you’ve done sexually that you’ll never do again? KittyCorner: i cant think of anything Pervert: that’s surprising… have you ever been pissed on? KittyCorner: no, but i have been asked to piss on people Pervert: did you? KittyCorner: not yet
Pervert: I think that when a man is fucking a big girl, he has to have penetrate all her extra fluffiness. Have you been with a guy who didn’t have enough dick to really get all the way in there? KittyCorner: yes, but that just rules doggy out. there are other creative positions that make it easy for any dick size to get the job done no matter the body shape.
Pervert: As a big girl, do you feel like there are any things you cant do, or can’t do as well in bed? KittyCorner: i have found that i need the guy to lay/lean at a certain angle for us both to get the most out of me being on top, but i think i do everything in my repertoire very well.
Pervert: I’ve always said the only area big girls lack in is riding dick. How long can you ride before you’re tired and its time to lay down? KittyCorner: 6-10 mins i think, depending on what we were doing before that position and if i streched
Pervert: What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever inserted in your vagina for the purpose of sexual pleasure? KittyCorner: a hair brush handle
Pervert: I know you like to get down, whats the most amount of men you’ve had sex in a 7 day period? A 24hr period? KittyCorner: in 7 days - 4 in 24hr -2
Pervert: Excluding threesomes…. Whats the shortest amount of time that has elapsed between you having sex with two different people? KittyCorner: 3hrs
Pervert: So you’re like a sex goddess, I have a lot of virgin guys following me. Would you nestle a few of them under your teat and show them the ropes? KittyCorner: sure, i have no problem helping people explore their sexuality, i think more people should be open to it
Pervert: How much money would it take for you to let a starved german shepard lick peanut butter off of your pussy? KittyCorner: so funny you ask right cause doing things with animals is on my short list of shit i dont do, but the question has been asked before…im gonna say $100,000… thats enoough of a deterrent for it not to happen lol
Pervert: Ok..last question, What do you want to say to all the guys who will inevitably follow you and stalk your page after reading this? KittyCorner: welcome to the party, dont be a stranger!
How do you feel about arcade style fighting games like tekken and street fighter
I generally don’t play fighting games because I’m terrible at them. I was really into fighters until they started making games that had 85-hit combos and shit. That’s when I pretty much abandoned the genre all together.
The last fighting game that I played regularly was Mortal Kombat 3 Ultimate on Sega Saturn.
Ok now i dont't kno your standings on basketball or nothing but this nigga i kno said he'd b ok with letting kobe fuck his wife & dat he would go in right after kobe was done & pulled out & said dat fuckin a girl right after kobe fucked her is da same as if he did it with jesus...............now do u think dats borderline gay & boirderline head 2 kobe?
Not a question, an answer. Or a woman's input on the question about squirting, to the person who wondered what squirt is.
First of all, I know from experience it's possible to squirt as much as the girl in that vid. And no, it's not piss (at least not when it's happened to me, it would be hard to tell the difference on screen, porn stars might be pissing or squirting mountain dew for all I know). For me it's this slightly cloudy, white-ish liquid that doesn't taste or smell like pee. And it'll come even if I peed a minute before to make sure my bladder was empty But it does come from the peehole. As does male cum, I might add.
I really have nothing to add (as I am not interested in the squirt/pee debate)
I think it was deleted but there was a video of some white chick in a porno who was using the phone and got skeeted on and she said something like I just wanted to use the phone as she got skeeted on. That shit was goofy and funny. Like really? WTF. I saw this on your page months ago.
Your search skills need some work homie. I found it in 20 seconds.
don't laugh at me, but is the stuff a female squirts (like in the recently uploaded video) URINE ? i swear it comes from the piss hole not the pussy hole. that is soo much fluid. don't laugh but can you please answer or direct me to where i can get an answer.
People ask me this at least once a month and I always give the same answer. I’m not 100% sure certain what the liquid is, nor do I care… I just get turned on at the sight of a pussy being so aroused that things are seeping out of it.
So in short..
Piss? Water? Mystery Liquid?…. I don’t care, I just want it on my face….
Sex is supposed to be nasty sometimes, fuck all the examinations. People get so hung up on analyzing whats going on instead of enjoying it.
Flavor Flav On Losing His Virginity At 6 Years Old
You also claim in the book that you lost your virginity at six years old. I’m probably not the first person to say this, but no you didn’t. Yes I did!
No, sorry, that didn’t happen. I do not believe you. Listen, as a baby, when you sleep, your penis gets hard. You know what I’m saying? Every single baby boy’s penis pops a boner.
Are we seriously about to have an argument about baby boners? I felt it. I felt it go in. It didn’t go all the way in. Just the tip, but that’s enough to say you lost it. I don’t care what nobody says.
… Flav ain’t lying. I don’t know about other males, but my dick used to be hard all the time when I was in elementary school. I was unable to ejaculate of course… but I could still get some pussy… in theory
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Thank you perv.... from trinidad
You’re welcome, my son.
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