I’m just saying…. you guys know I love you and I love your bodies. But you are fat girls. Do you really want to run the risk of getting a 64.95 pole to hold your ass up? There’s going to be a living room disaster. Might as well plunk down that extra change and ensure you don’t break your neck with inferior products.
Her: to be honest im not ready for you and im intimadated
Me: . . . lol wut?
Her: having sex with a skinny 19 year old white boy is easy and your the opposite
I was honestly not prepared for that response. I thought you'd enjoy this for some reason <_< lol
I’m not nearly as interested in the minute details of y’alls lives as you think. I’m not even interested in my own life lol
I am not fan of head (in porno's) but that Asian girl went in. One of the best vids I've seen in 2011.
Speaking of that you should have something like the perv awards for the best submissions and post, just a thought.
Yeah she went in. It’s certainly not the best blowjob I’ve posted but her enthusiasm pushed it over the top. Women who take pride in dick sucking are special human beings.
And as far as the “awards” thing goes…. I’ve actually thought about that before.
The First Annual Pervies
I will photoshop Jack Nicholson’s perv face on top of a trophy.
okay so whos the best lyricist of all time in your eyes and wayne does these shitty concerts just sitting playing a guitar and im like wtf thid cant be ofwgkta gives good ass show to remember so im thinking the best rapper and lyricist of all time has to be somebody from ofwgkta wu tang kanye or nas in my eyes
As far as pure lyricism …. I’d probably say Rakim is the best of all time.
Nah, you don't really think Jay-Z beat Nas based off a line about fucking his baby mother, though.
With "Ether", Nas dealt a serious blow to not only Sean, but all of Roc-A-Fella with one song. So in response, Jay-Z says "Oh, yeah? Well I fucked your bitch." and that's it? HELL NAW
For one, Jay-Z made him take that shit back, which has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen happen in the history of beef. Second, everyone forgot about Superugly not too long after that. When someone gets sonned, niggas say "You got ethered", not "You got superuglied". After that, all Jay did was send subliminals on Blueprint 2.
Even Jay said "I only got stronger after Ether". No diss anyone in Roc-A-Fella made came back with the intensity Nasir put into Ether. Even Cam'Ron when he said he would let R. Kelly have his way with Nas' daughter's face.
I don’t care about none of that shit. Everything you just mentioned is “rap shit”. Carmen wasn’t just a random broad, that’s the mother of his seed. He’s linked to this broad for life, and she was taking Jay-Z’s babies to the grill. That’s not rap shit… that’s real life.
Nas (and rap fans) can say whatever they wanna say about “Ether” being a great record. But Nas’ daughter kisses her mother on the cheek every day. The same cheek Jay-Z shot a load of man cream on.
And in addition to Super Ugly…. let’s talk about “Is That Your Bitch?” … that entire song is about fucking Nas’ bitch and they turned it into a hit record! They were playing this song on MTV, BET, radio etc etc… Way before the general public even knew Jay and Nas had beef… Jay was rubbing it in his face on national television. Have you ever listened to the lyrics in that song? FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL.
"Why you home alone, why she out with me? Room 112, hotel balcony How she say, “Jay you can call the house for me”? There’s no respect at all You betta check her dawg She keep beggin’ me to hit it raw So she can have my kids and say it was yours How foul is she? And you wifed her Shit, I put the rubber on tighter”
There are some people who try to make the excuse and say “Well Nas can’t control what some woman does”. But this entire ordeal exposes a flaw in his character (which became even more apparent down the road with Kelis). Nas is a sucker for love ass nigga. And I don’t say this out of Malice, because I think Nas is a legend and I’m a BIG NAS FAN. But it’s true.
Even during 50 Cent’s beef with Nas… 50 dropped these lines…
"Kelis said "my milkshake bring the boys to the yard" And Nas went and tattooed the bitch on his arm Way out in Cali niggas know you cuz First thing they say about you is you’se a sucker for love”
Just a few years after 50 Cent dropped this line? What happened? Kelis took all of that niggas money now the court is chasing him for child support. Jay-Z and 50 both called out Nas for his history of wifing up questionable gold digging hoes.
This is fair play for someone to bring up and expose in a hip hop battle.
What site do you use to download music?? I need to update my music!! Love you Perv!
I use google & twitter to download mostly everything I get now.
If you google “Name of album” + “filesharing host of choice” then you will generally get exactly what you want. For example.. I just googled “The Chronic” + “Mediafire” and guess what popped up at the top of the list?
I'm sorry, But you're the lucky winner. I want to vent to a complet stranger and you seem like a genuin nice sweet boy. But to be honest this is my second time typeing this the first time my laptop died so it all erased. So I'm starting over sorry. So there was this kid who I'd never met but he was my friends friend and I'd see pictures of him and I thought he was the most adorable thing ever. I seen him in person for the first time at her graduation he looked at me, I smiled I tried so hard not to stare I wanted to real badly. So I finally met him the next night at her gradnight we shook hand and yeah. So when we got to disney land where her grad night was as you walk in you get separated by gender so they can search you and stuff. He jokeingly said "Do you think they'd let me go if I told them I was a transvestite" and I laughed. No one really paid attention to him and I was standing next to him and he looked at me and said "Do you think so?" I laughed again and said "I don't know you should try it." Then when we met up again he said "They didn't let me." I laughed I'm a really shy girl so near him I was ultra shy because I thought he was extremly attractive. So from there on he became my best freind for the night because my actual best friend the one who invited me has a bf so I didn't want to be a block or anything. He asked me questions and we talked we kept trying to make eatch other dance and so many cute things happend like in line for pirates we talked about how I didn't go to my senior prom and he said he was going to take me witch obviously was impossible because he also had graduated. But in line he kept yelling "(My name) will you go to prom with me?" It was adorable but I kept telling him he had to say it louder and do it in a cuter way. We went on the ride together. So much more happend he was funny and kept making me laugh. After the ride we walked around then him and I got separated from the group because he wanted cotton candy so we got lost looking for it and asked like all the workers for help and kept getting lost but we ended up finding it and he bought him self and me one it was cute we contuined to walk around holding hands and yeah we got on a couple more rides then my friend the one who invited us kept calling him so we can meet back up with them we did and we all went to go eat, He paid for me at this point it was already like 2 or 3 and so we rested a little. He then wanted us to go on our own again so we did. We went on a couple more rides on It's a small world he told me that he had just moved here his freshmen year and knew no english or anything and in my opinion made him so much more adorable. After that ride I held the little gate thing for him and he said thank you in tagalog it was the cutest thing ever. The whole night was just so cute. He kept giving me kisses on my hands head and yeah. So then when it was time to go back to the bus and as we were walking back he had said "So what's this I hear you've never been kissed" and I was like "Yeah it's true" And he stared saying that it was crazy and shocking becuase I was so pretty and blah blah blah so he tried to stop me to kiss me but I'm a shy girl so I said no and pulled him to keep walking. So we met up with our group again and went back to the bus but again he got us lost but we got to the bus at like 5:30a.m. so obviouly we were tired but I was like super tired because I had school earlier that day and yeah but we sat together and feel asleep together obviously a LOT more happen we were together form 11:00p.m. till 6:00a.m. but yeah then when we got back to their school my friends mom picked us up and she gave him a ride home. He gave me a hug and yeah, He text my friend to give me his number but yeah the next morning I had a freind request from him on FB and I obviously aproved he messaged me the next day saying "i forgot to ask for you number! >.< aha" and I said "Good, because I wouldn't of gave it to you. ;p (and added my number)" and he said "lol i knew i... thats actually why i didnt adk for it, im just playing it cool now x]" so then he text me that friday and grad night was on wendsday the 8th all this was early june. We text all day and night friday nothing but cute stuff he was so sweet but he fell asleep on me so he text me in the morning and we text saturday then I happen to go to disneyland again but with my cousin and she checked us in and he text me right away saying you would be at disneyland again and I said yeah with my cousin and made jokes saying not to ger her lost and yeah then he said do you want me to let you go and I had read it completely wrong and I thought he said want me to go get you or something and I had said yes please so then he said text me later and I was like what the heck but I said okay then I ended up never texting him because I don't know I thought it was to late or I don't know I was to scared to but I ended up texting him the next day and he took FOREVER literally like the whole day to reply so I didn't reply after that thinking he'd text me again the next day or something but he didn't not untill my graduation witch was the 16th he said congradulations you're now as old as me and I said something like no you're like an old man I'm still young. :D and he never replied but I'm not going to lie I was so happy when I had got his text but yeah now I want to text him or something saying "When are we going to Roscos?" beacuse during grad night he said he'd take me but I'd never becasue I'm shy and I just wouldn't but a while ago I went out with my friend and people kept bringing him up and stuff but he wasn't there because he had to take his mom somewhere the next moring or something like that I lowkey wished I would see him. And now I kind of think about him and think what if I didn't read that text wrong and would of said no don't let me go or something and it sucks because I a lot of people talk to me and stuff but I'm kind of picky and I don't let a lot of people in for some reason. But yeah I'm sorry if I wasted your time if you actually took the time to read ALL of this but I've held this in for a while and I'm not the type of person to talk about my feeling and really had no one to actually say them to. But thank you and sorry for wasting your time. Obviously I could of been more detail but I feel I wrote enough but I also feel like I'm missing a lot. But yeah thank you and I'm sorry.♥
You outcho rabbit ass mind thinking I’m gonna read this.
Re: revealing your gayness: Pervis honey, don't forget when you were serving up those hot gay porno ads which I dutifully clicked on. A little dick never hurt anybody. I hope you got paid for those clicks.
Yeah, but those gay ads weren’t on purpose.
I didn’t go to an ad company and be like, “yo I need some gay ads to put on my blog”. They started putting them there without my knowledge.
But once I found out you guys were clicking them like crazy I sure left them bitches up.